MY NEIGHBOR THREW EGGS AT MY CAR BECAUSE IT "BLOCKED THE VIEW" OF HIS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. So, last Halloween, I walked outside to find my car covered in eggs. I thought it was a prank at first, but then I noticed the egg splatters reached my neighbor Brad's sidewalk. Suspicious, I confronted him. His response? “Your car’s blocking the view of my Halloween decorations.” I was stunned. “You egged my car because it was parked in front of your house? You didn’t ask me to move it—you just ruined i